It's that time of year!!!
Introducing the "The Poet Lariat of Lakeside"
He steps up to the podium and clears his voice " Ah...Emmm"
Spring is Sprung
The Grass is RIZ
We wonder where the flowers IS!
"Thank you, Thank you!"
I know you needed that at this time of year SO, cuz I luv you and I couldn't deliver it in person, ....I didn't want you to miss out.
your fiend
Poet lariat of Lakesde,
Botch
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Deer U,
I found THEM. The flower 'IS'.... Now I don't have to waste anymore time this year wondering!
Your fiend,
Botch
Poet Lariat of Lakeside
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Dear U,
I do know the DOLLAR store did NOT have umbrellas. I don't know about Walmart cuz I haven't been there BUT I am relatively sure they would. I am going to look at some places on the internet. I didn't forget about you............YET, but give me time!
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Dear U,
It's me.... No...that you that is me, and me that is you !?? or is it? Anyhow I heard you had a good day today and I was happy to hear it. I hope all continues to go well. I just wanted you to know I was thinking of ya and missed seeing you for lunch. Well, maybe not.. look at the BIG BUCKS I'm saving... WOW I'll be rich in no time.
Hope all is well and give me a call whenever that is.
I LOVES YA!
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Dear U,
I haven't talked to you much...(maybe that's a good thing..for U
Please run this as I am SURE it will help and I GARUANTEE that it is safe and will not harm your computer in any way. On top of that you will truly like what it does for you computer. It only takes a few seconds to do the job.
Have fun,be careful, I loves YA!
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Deer Ewe,
(as opposed to Faun/fawn) anyhow ewe, we will see what happens BUT I ordered a cable that "I THINK" will work... it might not, but time was of the essence to this order. It should come next week., I will "try" to get your mom to give me the ipod while she is in NY so that I can try it. I just thought I would let you know/NO
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Dear Ewe,
I haven't heard from you... I left a message again last nite, but you didn't call (maybe I have hearing "AIDS"). Let me know what's for lunch, maybe that's when for lunch... I have a few things going this week so I will TRY. I know I am very TRYING!
Your fiend,
Botch
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Dear Stanford GRADEEATE,
I will send about a dozen HAIKUS over there to 'SPLAIN it to you... Then they will beat you up!!!
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Dear U,
Rose is red
Violets is blue
I thunk real hard
an found I LOVE U!
ok ok enuf mushy stuff.... Oh some of the snow there is mushy...nah its too cold to be mushy. I just wanted you to be surprised. Stay warm and safe. Your mom comes on Friday.
